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The Mighty Seven Swords
The Mighty Seven swords
Seven companions, united in cause,
did come to the darkened cave.
For within its depths dwelt a horrific beast,
That held all local towns enslaved.
An unlikely party of elf, man and dwarf,
They descend down, deep in the gloom.
Over rocks, and bones, and fallen weapons,
They creep forward to an uncertain doom.
Then, the once small pathway opens up
Into the expanse of a cavernous hollow.
Before our heroes, lumbers a monstrous wyrm,
Who seeks only to rend, tear, and swallow.
The deadly hydra's girth fills the large room.
It's claws appear as large, sharpened knives.
Fourteen eyes look hungrily over our band,
Anxious to deprive them their lives.
With the roar of a dwarf, and the twang of a bow,
The battle is joined with a crash.
They strike and they tumble, they block and dodge,
Blades bite, magic flashes, claws slash.
Seven heads for seven heroes, each with a task,
The outcome is never in doubt.
One by one the heads drop, to the hard granite floor,
'til only
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Alania's Bio
Name:  Alania
Aliases: Alania Gerwynndon, The Hell Cat,
Race:  High Elf
Occupation: Thief, Pirate (former), blacksmith's apprentice (former), Princess (former)
Known Relatives: King Arroth Gerwynndon (Father), Setrine Gerwynndon (Mother), Derreth Gerwynndon (Brother Elder), Diendal Gerwynndon (Brother Younger)
Height: 5' 3"
Weight: 103 lbs
Eyes: Aquamarine
Hair: Blue (dyed) Blonde (naturally)
Alania Gerwynndon was born, the only female, and the second of 3 children to the royal elvish house of King Arroth and Queen Setrine Gerwynndon. Her older brother Derreth was being groomed to be king almost from the womb. Her younger brother Diendal was set to take over the royal guard someday. For Alania, the task was to be accounting, and affairs of the house.
Not content to sit idle, a restless spirit even in her youth, Alania soon began to explore the world around her. She became fast friends with the stable master's son, Jherrod, and was at odds more often tha
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Mirth / Mayhem / Tomfoolery
United States
Current Residence: So Cal Loco
Favourite genre of music: Stuff that rocks!!!
Operating System: Bill Gates' Demonic Assembly
MP3 player of choice: ipod
Shell of choice: Conch
Skin of choice: YOURS! It rubs the lotion on it's skin!!
Personal Quote: There is no greater feeling than doing what you've been told can't be done.

It's been long enough I think...

Fri Apr 2, 2010, 10:03 AM
Seriously, who the hell knows.

I was just killing 15 minutes and thought I would pop on here, and just remind people that I am still alive. Don't make that face... you know who you are. Anyway, I noticed that I hadn't updated this thing in over 2 years and having set that record sufficiently, thought I would change it. Nothing to share really. No art, no writing, no dirty limericks. I'm just hanging out and seeing what other curveballs life wants to hurl at my head. Pretty good at dodging most of them. Only one that really seems to keep stinging. But that is a whole lot of whatever.

Allright then in defference to the OTHER musical Elvis, peace, love and understanding to those of you that read these things. To those that don't...Well, it really doesn't matter does it?

I will be in Anaheim, San Diego and Chicago this year. Should grab a beer...just sayin'

  • Listening to: The Black Keys
  • Reading: Without Fail
  • Watching: Boondock Saints II
  • Playing: A game with everchanging rules.
  • Eating: Chicken
  • Drinking: Water


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RBL-M1A2Tanker Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2016
In a short time hence, may you have a most happy birthday, for that is the day that you descended upon the Earth in a shower of lightening! :D (Big Grin)  Also, have delicious Have your cake and eat it too that day!
RBL-M1A2Tanker Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2015
Happy early birthday! :D (Big Grin)  With many happy returns! Have your cake and eat it too
PSOWILL Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2014
RBL-M1A2Tanker Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014
Happy early birthday! :D (Big Grin) I brings muchHave your cake and eat it too in celebration!
RBL-M1A2Tanker Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013
Happy early birthday! :D I brings the :cake: as tribute!
RBL-M1A2Tanker Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2012
Happy early birthday! :D I brings the :cake: !
PSOWILL Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2011
RBL-M1A2Tanker Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2011
Happy early birthday! :D I bring :cake:
1pez Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2010
I want my 7 Swords!!! :iconimsosadplz:
GwynBlaidd Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the fav!!

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